AKURI SAYS I SHOULD YI AKURI
My friend’s Governor is an Akuri.
The only thing he knows how to say is Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, all our roads are in bad shape
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, the teachers are on strike.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, the doctors have joined the strike.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, my take-home pay cannot take me home.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, NEPA and her grandchildren are still epileptic.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, Nja Police now see bribe as their right.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, bulk of State funds are now in private account.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, the Naira is now as heavy as a feather.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, they are now greater numbers of jobless graduates than those that are employed.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, Agberos are now more powerful than all government agencies put together.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, kidnappers, bandits, robbers now make us afraid in the day and in the night.
Akuri says Yi Akuri.
Your Excellency, now that the elections are near and you want to go for second tenure, why not Yi Akuri so that some smart Efiko that can think on his feet and act manly with a pure conscience led us to a glorious tomorrow?